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What you might hear if you visited our house…

I want to play on the  “pooker“.  (computer)

A sneeze being referred to you  as a “blessed you” as in …”Mom! He just blessed-you’d on my picture!”

Its not the other-one but the “o’ one.”

I want ‘is one and ‘at one.

Jack asking for a  “tytarp” (poptart).

We have “wed, bwue, and lello” crayons.

“Who-body” did that?

Can I have “shlocate milk”?

Emergency vehicles are “Woo-woos”

and “amberlances”.

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